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30 Aug 2017

Can It Be True?
                                     I don’t know!!!! 
 
An ACW member sent this article last-week and I thought we would share it with you.
It is the way the church is heading; where fellowship is completely lost  and going today.
We wonder!!!  Really? 
What are your thoughts... send  a comment at anglicanchurchw@aol.com
 
Church Services in 2020
PASTOR:   "The Lord be with you!"
CONGREGATION:   And with your spirit"
PASTOR:   "Will everyone please turn on their tablet, PC, iPad, smart phone, and Kindle Bibles to 1 Corinthians, 13:13. And please switch on your Bluetooth to download the sermon.
"Now, Let us pray committing this week into God's hands.
Open your Apps, BBM, Twitter and Face-book, and chat with God"
S-i-l-e-n-c-e
"As we take our Sunday tithes and offerings, please have your credit and debit cards ready."
"You can log onto the church Wi-Fi using the password 'Lord909887.'"
The ushers will circulate mobile card swipe machines among the worshipers:
(a). Those who prefer to make electronic fund transfers are directed to computers and laptops at the rear of the church.
(b). Those who prefer to use iPads can open them.
(c). Those who prefer telephone banking, take out your cell phones to transfer your contributions to the church account.
The holy atmosphere of St. Matthew’s becomes truly electrified as ALL the smart phones, iPads, PCs and laptops beep and flicker!
 
Final Blessing and Closing Announcements
(a). This week's ministry cell meetings will be held on the various Face-book group pages where the usual group chatting takes place.   
 Please log in and don't miss out.
(b). Thursday 's Catechism Study will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT. Please don't miss out.
(c ). Follow your Pastor on Twitter this weekend for counseling and prayers. 
God bless and have a nice day. 
 
LET US HOPE THIS REMAINS A JOKE

+H. Ward

 

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